Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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