Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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