For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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