she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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