Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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