everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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