He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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