Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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