bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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