I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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