That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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