Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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