Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
