Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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