why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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