Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.