Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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