My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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