Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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