Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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