with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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