YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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