Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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