Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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