Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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