Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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