You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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