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fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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