she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
where does the pee come out of this thing
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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