I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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