Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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