i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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