I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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