what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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