Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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