I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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