Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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