do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Congratulations! We have a period
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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