Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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