Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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