Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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