I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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