fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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