I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
its liver damage thursday
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