i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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