Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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