whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
