Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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