I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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