Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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