her vagine was all disorganized.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Randomize
