I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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