Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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