The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
they're like a gay fantastic four
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
