i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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